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Old 03-05-2008, 05:49 PM   #625
Parce_Que
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I may be a student, but I still need to vent. So, here goes:

Dear Dad:

When, during a fight, I say, "You've never said you're proud of me." Responding, "Well, I'm proud you're not a drug addict." is NOT, I repeat, NOT a good answer.

PS: I apologize for getting a 78 in AP US. However, I would like you to take into account that, when it's weighted, it's an 88. Also, my 79 in French? 84.


French teacher:
I love you to pieces, but the following things are not appropriate classroom discussion:
1) Your attitudes towards muslims. I get that you're old, and I could probably play this off as "quirky psuedo racist geriatic" syndrome, but STOP BRINGING IT UP.
2) Your "Baby Boy", and how I remind you of him. Specifically, when you must follow this with how bad I am at everything compared to him. It's really odd to having feelings of inadequacy coming from someone you've never met.

Hot guy who sits next to me in lit:
You've got the best ass I've ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. It's perfect in every single way. However, you're a total d-bag. Really. If you were to end up living double wide with five kids on welfare, I would probably find more than an ounce of vindictive pleasure in it. Also, I find it hilarious how you ramble on about "those fags" or how "that's totally gay" all the time. I want you that I'm oggling your sweet badunkadunk every chance I get as payment for forcing me to listen to your bigoted bile for four and a half hours per week.

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