And.... here's the rejection letter!!
hahaha
(sorry I don't have an acceptance one for you...)
Dear BILLYBOB,
The Office of Undergraduate Admission regrets to inform you that we are unable to offer you admission to Stanford University. The overall quality of our applicant pool and relatively small size of our freshman class means that we disappoint the vast majority of our applicants each year. We acknowledge your strong interest in Stanford, which makes the task of sending you this news especially difficult.
You will find below answers to the most commonly asked questions about the Restrictive Early Action process at Stanford. I hope it will help answer some of the questions you may have about our decision. Please be aware that we are not able to consider appeals to this decision.
BILLYBOB, you are a fine student with solid support from your teachers and advisors. I am confident that you will enjoy great success in your undergraduate education. I only wish we had room for everyone with talent and energy like yours.
As a more formal notice of our admission decision, we have mailed you a letter copy of this email.
With best wishes for an outstanding undergraduate experience,
Richard H. Shaw
Dean of Admission and Financial Aid