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LaxAttack09, I think you have mistaken me for aworldapart. But that is forgivable.

From the age you give in your profile, it appears that you are likely a junior in college. If this is the case, then for all intents and purposes you have not “worked” in banking. Please do not pull random figures out of your ass and expect nobody to challenge them. The transition from analyst to PE/HF is a common one – any determined and experienced analyst who is worth their salt can make it. I do not dispute the fact that most people will not go on to make millions, but if you want to have a chance at it, investment banking is one of the best places you could start (you will not deny that, I hope). Working as an analyst is your opportunity to get your foot in the door.

Every one of your posts in this forum has been angry and has had the purpose of attempting to scare away prospective investment bankers – this makes me wonder if at some point you were given the shaft, or if somewhere along the line you realized you wouldn’t have been able to make it. Because of this I highly doubt the value of your ability to help anyone “snag interviews, get internships etc.” Personally, I wouldn't take your help if it was given to me as a gift. Despite what you think you know about finance, you are just as good as (if not worse than) any wannabe on this forum, and you are in no position to pretend that you are in some way superior. Indeed, it would be best for you to “stay quiet.” Your silly tantrums make you look ridiculous.

Tip: Do not deny the obvious.