This is a wonderful editorial in today's edition of the Daily Princetonian. I hope you'll laugh as much as I did.
To the prefrosh, with regards - The Daily Princetonian
"Why, hello there, little prefrosh! Welcome to Princeton! How was your flight? Good? Delighted to hear it! Ah, but you look tired, prefrosh. Let me roll out my sleeping bag for you and get you some yummy Frist cookies to munch on. Hush now, I am going to tell you a bedtime story...