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Old 04-15-2008, 11:57 PM   #2
jack4640
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You need to be able to down an entire beer in 3 seconds via a plastic tube without getting any of it on your cargo shorts while high-fiving it up with your homeboy. Everything else will come naturally.

edit: also the ability to maintain a sustained "WHOOO!!!" for several minutes

edit2: also the skill of rocking out, as hard as possible no questions asked, to Oasis, at any moment in the day

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