| Stop blocking the hallways when you're making out with your boyfriend and stop talking about him incessantly. I don't care. You two just started going out in the middle of this school year -- you're talking about getting married? Seriously, I have lost all respect for you over this, you're clearly in over your head. And frankly, I hope you realize that you're an idiot for deciding to follow him to an urban university with an unsafe repuation just because "(name) will never let anything happen to me". I can't wait to see the two of you broken up by Thanksgiving. |