| Don't drink if you're going to be a ****** and have your life revolve around the next party. You have no idea how annoying some people can get when they use alcohol to pretend that they're cool. Drink if you really want to. Hell, get drunk if you really want to. But for the sake of everyone else around you, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF (unless you have a truly badass story, and by badass I mean other people are talking about it, not you). One of my friends was a loser, but a good one; he was nice to people (especially girls) and was hopeless (just like me). Now he's an ******* who makes sure to bring up in every conversation how much he 'drank' at the last party that he ran his fat ass away from when the cops busted it up, or how badly he wants to go outside and smoke (cigarettes, ***???). He's rude to people (and misogynistic to women) and STILL ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS, except now I don't sympathize with him.
Don't be that person. Your friends will want to punch you in the temple. |