| "Hey, wanna go to the party tonight?"
"Naw man, I've gotta call my girl."
"Hey man, wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Naw man, I'm going home to see my girl."
"Hey, we have a lot in common. Want to catch a movie some time?"
"No, I've forfeited any opportunity to meet someone who I'm more compatible with now that college has changed me to cling on to a girl who is in a different life stage, who will dump me over thanksgiving." |