Since EITS is my new badass lover....
"You are in the library, one of the student volunteers pulls out a bottle of chilled Absinthe while putting away books. She sees you spotting her, in a rush to save her reputation she offers you a glass of the green wonder that will make you picture yourself in a boat on a river. You have a few options here: you can witness this girl have kaleidoscope eyes, blackmail her to the dean and either get money or an award from the dean and lastly knock her out and sell the bottle to the highest bidder."
alcohol.edu didn't like my submissions to their site...
