Harvey Mudd College,
I send you a brilliant gem.
Please, polish him well.
So many facets,
already he shines so bright.
But more waits in rough.
I know you'll agree,
once you've seen how he sparkles,
you're blessed to have him.
(I write this without
the merest hint of bias
or motherly pride.
)
Oh... and you just might
want to add a little bit
to your food budget.
