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My Imaginary Friend Bob
I have an imaginary friend, I call him Bob. Bob goes everywhere with me, to school, to the store, to work; Bob is always with me. I talk to Bob all the time, however Bob is mute, so he never talks back. Bob fills me with love, supports my decisions, and guides my actions. I love my imaginary friend Bob. Oh, and did I mention that Bob knows EVERYTHING!!!11!1! Unfortunately, he is mute, so he can't tell me any of his vast knowledge, but it's ok, because I know that he knows and that he is there for me.
I sound a bit irrational (if not downright crazy) don't I?
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