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Well, I've had two pedicures but those were both another friend's idea. I would probably not pick that as something to do for myself because it makes me nervous. They're doing all this weird stuff to my feet with these sharp instruments--and like Elaine in Seinfeld--I'm sure they're talking about me and not in a flattering way--probably about my big, scary, man-feet. And no, I am not a man.
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