Save the traffic cones!
My daughter pulled too far into a parking space and bumped a traffic cone. For this she got a $25 parking ticket for damaging school property. She took a photo of the poor victim, sprayed a little windex on it and wiped off the black mark from her tire, photographed it again and brought her cell phone to security to show the now prisitine cone. Head of security glared at her and ripped up her ticket.
Move ahead two weeks to today. I received a copy of her summer tuition bill in the mail and attached to it was a reminder about her unpaid parking ticket.
She is now threatening to mount said cone on the hood of her car..... This on the same day that a well-meaning human anatomy lab partner reached up to brush hair from my daughter's eyes (reached up as in removing her hands from disecting a gall bladder and up to my kid's hair). Not her best day.