| this is how the rejection letters really are....
Dear<student>
You are unworthy to recieve a letter by mail, so we just email you to let you know that you suck! And you failed in life. And we just rob 70 dallors from you. and they are not paying me enough to write this email so good bye.
ps. dont try calling we got caller id. so we wont pick up.
University of Pennsylvania Board of undergraduate admissions |