| Okay first a light one, I would love to say to a person who parks in a handicapped spot "Do you play golf? I would love to know your handicap". I would also like to ask the driver of the lexus/BMW/Mecedes if you have to pay extra for turn signals since they never use them. Fianlly, the people at the store who park in the loading zone, what the heck, "are you to lazy to walk 50 yards like the rest of us?"
Serious rants, to the softball coach - do you know what you have done to my child's self esteem over the last two years? Are you jealous that she is attractive, intelligent, and successful in numerous areas of life? Do you dislike her because she is heterosexual unlike you and half the team? Do you realize that how you treat these kids truly affects them? You are the most uncaring, cold, umempathetic witch I have ever encountered and I bet 20 years from now you will be a lonely, bitter old woman.
To my daughter's biological father who has never seen her but teaches fourth grade and is now married with a five year old. Thanks, you had great genes, she is beautiful, smart, funny and a wonderful human being. It has all been your loss, you have missed so many remarkable moments. She deserved better but we are fine, you gave me the greatest gift of my life and for that I must say thank you. |