Dear Principal
Thank you for telling me that according to your mastery of statistics that I was never going to make better grades so I should stop trying to take hard classes. I'm sure this was confirmed when I was your FIRST National Merit/National Achievement double scholar in school history.
Dear Prof
Thank you for saying that I 'appeared smart' but that it didn't show in your hs object oriented programming class. You made me decide never to take another cs course again. I must have been really dumb cause I was waitlisted at the no. 1 CS program in the country.
Forget it, engineering is teh awesomeness anyway
