LOL dude, about the BMW comment. I happen to own a BMW and it is probably the trashiest, most unreliable car I have ever owned. None of the windows open or close (except maybe a few times a year), the steering wheel FELL OFF when I was turning out of my driveway
, the gas gauge only goes up to the middle after I fill the tank, and then quickly drops to zero, the the automatic transmission does not shift sometimes, the washer fluid low light comes on even when it's not low, and I could just go on all day.
I don't think Macs are like BMWs at all!
I totally agree with the rest of your post though!