The paragraph about frats - hilarious.
"So here I am, a working stiff paying busting my ass in low-level financial advisory hell, counseling old biddies about whether to buy 10 shares of this mutual fund or that, one all in a futile attempt to make partner by 15"
Well, this one is believable. Have you seen how the stock market behaved lately? Definitely driven by a bunch of 11-yr olds!