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Oh my gosh! I love to collect funny teacher quotes. Here are some...
(many more I don't remember, of course)
Mr. Halander = AP Chemistry teacher
Ms. Hester = AP Physics teacher
Mrs. Ingram = AP Bio teacher
Mr. Scruggs = AP Euro teacher
1. "When you take a banked curve, it's fun, you know?" --Ms. Hester, 9/24/07, while discussing centripetal forces causing circular motion
2. "The individual is negligible." --Mr. Halander, while discussing the Kinetic Molecular Theory of ideal gases.
3. "Oh my gosh, my brain, why does it do that sometimes?!" --Ms. Hester, 10/18/07, after writing W=integral(F)dr as W=integral(W)dr
4. "Don't drink the alcohol, cause you'll probably die if you do." --Mr. Halander, while explaining a lab that involved isopropanol.
(a variation of 4, during the Le Chatalier's Principle lab, which involved CoCl2 crystals)
Mr. Halander: "Don't eat the crystals." Student: "What if I do?" Mr. Halander: "You'll most likely die."
5. Mrs. Ingram: "You've got to pay a... troll... troll? Yeah, troll..." Class: "No, toll!" Mrs. Ingram: "Yeah, toll." -10/20/07, discussing how pyruvate can only enter the mitochondria via antiport through a transport protein, after an ATP is used.
6. "Those are the only opportunities for re-test, whether for practice, for fun, or to raise your grade." --Ms. Hester, 11/7/07
7. "I'm not going to take you through these derivations [of the moment of inertia of some complicated object]... uh... you can do it for fun." --Ms. Hester, 11/8/07
8. "You know, when people tell me a joke, I don't get it. I'm just not good with jokes. Like, I don't understand them. Really!" --something similar to what Ms. Hester, I forgot the date and situation though
9. Mr. Halander: "Salt bridges can also be a U-tube..." (Whole class starts laughing.) Halander: "Yeah, one year ago, nobody would've laughed." --Halander, discussing the role of salt bridges in electrochemical cells.
10. So yeah, I was laughing like a 4 year old at a mistake Mr. Halander made during one of his infamous lectures. So he responded, "well, at least I get to grade your final!" Then whole class starts to laugh. (Shoot, I don't remember this quote exactly.)
(taken from **** ***s website)
11. "School is like the Reign of Terror!" -- Mr. Scruggs, high school history teacher
12. On birthdays: "After about forty or fifty of those, they start getting kind of old." -- Mr. Scruggs
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