okay...I hope that the above is not a cruel joke....here is the REAL link:
Drama Fees & Requirements - Pre College - Carnegie Mellon
Drama Fees & Requirements
Resident - $5,975
(tuition, housing, dining, activities fee)
Commuter - $4,385
(tuition, dining, activities fee)
Materials - $200 - 300
(estimated cost for art supplies for design and technical production students)
Textbooks - $225
(estimated cost for textbooks)