| mythmom -- follow me here for a moment. If sex in the toilet stalls is a protected privacy interest, could you contact the ACLU to try to expand this to the shower stalls at colleges that are state run (SUNY???) or accept government funding (Barnard, maybe?)?
If so, I could see an argument that being "vertically challenged" is a DISABILITY (?!) and the colleges would have to provide some horizontal contraption to allow you to excercise your --err--rights!!
If anyone has any ideas of the design of the contraption, we (I get part of the action [pardon the pun] for the idea) could patent it and make a fortune!!!! mythmom, you might have to take early retirement (SUNY might not be happy about this), but what the hey.
Maybe we could get Arlo Guthrie to write a song about the "mythmom's aquatic rights movement." You'd be a folk hero--lying down for vertically challenged people everywhere!
Just an idea.
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