Is better than Chuck Norris
Looks like Samurai Jack
http://www.madman.co.nz/wallpapers/s...k_322_1280.jpg
Is a fabulous fighter
YouTube - Steven Seagal in Out For Justice, Bar Scene!
Is a phenomenal singer who I bet $100 lipsyncs
YouTube - Steven Seagal - I got Hoes (yes, that really is him)