GroogWaugh

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6. THOU SHALT NOT kill your bartender,
less he refuses to serve you.

eagle36

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5. HONOR THY designated driver, pay him well,
keep him happy, buy him presents.



256 bottles of beer on the wall
256 bottles of beer
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4. REMEMBER the Sabbath, and toast often
to the attitude adjustment gods.

GroogWaugh

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255 bottles of beer
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3. THOU SHALT NOT EVER fall asleep at the bar,
or pass out in the restroom.

GroogWaugh

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2. THOU SHALT NOT use the name of Betty Ford in vain,
while drunk, or even while sober.

GroogWaugh

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1. THOU SHALT NEVER make fun of another,
as he worships the PORCELAIN GOD !

GroogWaugh

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"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye

GroogWaugh

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Beer explaining our tax system - Beer Analogies and Taxes a n n i e l i v e s

GroogWaugh

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One for USC today.......

Win lor lose, we still booze

GroogWaugh

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields

GroogWaugh

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I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie

eagle36

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I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size

eagle36

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Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
And I've been known to cause a few births

GroogWaugh

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I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.

eagle36

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And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France

eagle36

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Been makin' the bars lots of big money
and helpin' white people dance