eagle36

324 bottles of beer on the wall
324 bottles of beer
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323 bottles of beer on the wall

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
-Dave Barry

GroogWaugh

323 bottles of beer on the wall
323 bottles of beer
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322 bottles of beer on the wall

"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

eagle36

322 bottles of beer on the wall
322 bottles of beer
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321 bottles of beer on the wall


“There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else”

eagle36

321 bottles of beer on the wall
321 bottles of beer
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320 bottles of beer on the wall

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-Henry Youngman

GroogWaugh

320 bottles of beer on the wall
320 bottles of beer
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319 bottles of beer on the wall

The Church is near but the road is icy. The bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

hornetguy

319 bottles of beer on the wall
319 bottles of beer
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318 bottles of beer on the wall

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose”
-Jack Handy

hornetguy

318 bottles of beer on the wall
318 bottles of beer
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317 bottles of beer on the wall

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway

hornetguy

317 bottles of beer on the wall
317 bottles of beer
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316 bottles of beer on the wall

Home is where the beer is.
--Dave V.

Marine75-78

"So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a glass of beer has within it as many aromas and flavors as fine wine. Not everyone understands this, but an increasing number of people do." -- Michael Jackson (not who you think)....

Just came back from the Springs and the amount of choices of beer are phenomenal...Looking forward to 3rd PW...

GroogWaugh

316 bottles of beer on the wall
316 bottles of beer
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315 bottles of beer on the wall

Beer quote above.

hornetguy

315 bottles of beer on the wall
315 bottles of beer
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314 bottles of beer on the wall

"Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man's worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health."
-Anonymous

USAFA10s

oh, you guys missed a day!

hornetguy

ugh, and I couldn't do it because I was out in Jack's!

314 bottles of beer on the wall
314 bottles of beer
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313 bottles of beer on the wall

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-- Catherine Zandonella

313 bottles of beer on the wall
313 bottles of beer
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312 bottles of beer on the wall

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-- Winston Churchill

hornetguy

312 bottles of beer on the wall
312 bottles of beer
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311 bottles of beer on the wall

"It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in consequence. Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer." - Frederick the Great

hornetguy

311 bottles of beer on the wall
311 bottles of beer
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310 bottles of beer on the wall

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

-- Oscar Wilde