I would donate my first born child to Jerry Sandusky's personal collection.
I would vote for Bachmann.
I would sell my dog into slavery.
I would eat my television.
I would sleep standing up for the next year.
I would drive my car only in reverse.
I would invent a chocolate nacho and actually eat it.
I would tear up the pages of Crime and Punishment and funnel the remains into my nostril.. all 500 pages worth.
I would wash my hair with toilet water.
I would spend an entire school day licking my desk.
I would strip at school (provided I knew I wouldn't get any disciplinary actions).
I would curse on live TV.
I would set my entire body on fire for ten seconds.
I would drink urine - probably just a gallon, though.
I would get a huge Brown University tattoo on my back (though I'd probably try to get it removed after getting in).
I would seduce all of the Brown admissions faculty.
I would rent out my uterus (pfft, who cares if I'm a guy?).
I would wrestle an alligator (and win).
I would cut off my d*** (by this I mean that I would cut off the DIAL of my watch - I wouldn't be keeping much track of time anyway).
^Oh, and the reason I said the thing about the disciplinary actions was that if I got them, I would probably get rescinded from Brown. Otherwise, pshaw!
I would give up facebook, and the t.v., and I would stop freaking out about bugs and kill them/ transfer them outside myself, and I would eat eggplant (I hate eggplant). I would consider shaving my head and donating it all to charity, and probably run around downtown screaming "I love Brown!" while wearing a neon jumpsuit. Seriously, they should have a video suppliment for people who want to show their love of Brown.
I wouldn't give up anything. I would hope Brown would value the fact that everything in my life holds a specific important purpose, just like my acceptance to this college. If it's that easy to sacrifice something for Brown, they might consider how fickle you really are.
I would give up my computer for two whole months (this is serious, guys).
I would give up junk food.
I would do all kinds of CRAAAAAAZY stuff.
I would survive an entire hour in a room full of zombies, if the prize were to be a Brown University acceptance.
I would send them a video of me in a bikini (yes, I am a girl).
