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Old 12-21-2004, 05:45 AM   #1
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Worst Titles for College Essays!
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10. "Why I'm Gonna Get So Much Attention In College"


9. "Chico, My Most Unforgettable Cellmate"


8. "D's = A's: My High School's Complex Grading System"


7. "Gross Things I Did To Food When I Worked At McDonald's"


6. "I Hired Some Chinese Kid To Write This Essay"


5. "Why The Admissions Director Loves His Car And Wouldn't Want Anything Bad To Happen To It"


4. "A Few Ideas On What To Do With All Those Annoying Elderly People"


3. "Faith Hill: She's A Good Singer, But Is She Really A Diva?"


2. "Instead Of An Essay, Here's a Photocopy Of My Ass"


1. "One Year In College, Then 'Hello, NBA!'"
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:17 PM   #2
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"2. "Instead Of An Essay, Here's a Photocopy Of My Ass""
"6. "I Hired Some Chinese Kid To Write This Essay""
Oh crap! Those are *bad* titles to use for essays? I'd already submitted essays to my colleges with such titles...

And being on topic, would "Vandalism: How to Get Away from the Cops without being Besmirched" and "Here's some cash to ease my admissions process" be bad essay topics.
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:20 PM   #3
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"Hello admissions officers. This is the autobiography of Mike Hunt"
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:33 PM   #4
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"On Plagiarism"
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:50 PM   #5
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"Why I hate diversity"
"My favorite website is Sparknotes"
"My most memorable childhood moment with Michael Jackson"
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:03 PM   #6
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"Why I want to be a doctor"
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:22 PM   #7
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I really liked athlonmj's and Ameechee's titles. Hahaha :-). I also liked #9 by neophyte31.
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:36 PM   #8
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"What I Did with the Body"
"My daughter and I" or "My Son and I"
"White Supremacy and Me"
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:39 PM   #9
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8. "D's = A's: My High School's Complex Grading System"

haahahaha
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:45 PM   #10
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Haha, Tenacious J, pure hillarity. These are really good :-).
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:47 PM   #11
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"Deutschland Über Alles: Words to Live By"
"Why I Hate People"
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:48 PM   #12
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"How I started up my school's young-KKK club"
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:08 PM   #13
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"How volunteering in a third world country taught me that poor people have feelings too, they're just worth less"
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:09 PM   #14
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"College Essay"
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Old 12-21-2004, 05:09 PM   #15
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"What happened on Prom night...an indepth explanation of my criminal record"
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