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I had a real life conversation in 1337

TheOneCurlyFryTheOneCurlyFry Posts: 2,415Registered User Senior Member
edited September 2007 in College Confidential Cafe
For about ten minutes. At lunch. It included the words "roflcopter", "lollerskates" "pwnage", "n00bs", "h4x0rz" and many other things, and started off with "intarwebz0r!"

It was a lot of fun.
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Replies to: I had a real life conversation in 1337

  • GoldShadowGoldShadow Posts: 6,160Registered User Senior Member
    You may have a serious, but treatable, condition known as "1337aphasia". Signs of the illness are the exactly the ones you've described: speaking in 1337 in real life.
    In the past, the only effective option for this was electroshock therapy; but this was incredibly painful and often left the patient with a loss of some brain function.

    Nowadays, a new therapy is used, called "No-Internet Treatment". It requires that you avoid using the internet until your behavior returns to normal. Of course, this brings with it "internet withdrawal", which itself causes some problems...
  • TheOneCurlyFryTheOneCurlyFry Posts: 2,415Registered User Senior Member
    Lawl. Doesn't count, we did it on purpose, because it sounded so funny. We were faking leetaphasia.
  • rockermcrrockermcr Posts: 14,670Registered User Senior Member
    The internet is a powerful teratogen. An addicted pregnant woman will pass her addiction on to her unborn baby. The withdrawal symptoms are so severe that the baby will die upon birth. I hope you're happy now, TheOneCurlyFry.
  • TheOneCurlyFryTheOneCurlyFry Posts: 2,415Registered User Senior Member
    In order for me to be able to get pregnant, I would have to meet people offline :P.
  • rockermcrrockermcr Posts: 14,670Registered User Senior Member
    Oh. Well. I hope you're happy anyways.
  • TheOneCurlyFryTheOneCurlyFry Posts: 2,415Registered User Senior Member
    I am :D. I actually was out of my room most of today, and when I was in, there were people with me. Now I'm going out again to go to work.

    ...life!
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