I'm going to college this fall, and this is a serious question. Because from my past experience with HS freshmen, they can be annoying especially when they walk in large packs blocking the hallways. Any tips?
First few years of high school we needed to wear IDs. Everyone wore a lanyard with their ID on it. If you were REALLY cool you had it partially in your pocket with the rest hanging out and your CAR KEYS attached.... oh yeah... badass
Grow a scraggly beard (preferably with Doritos crumbs in it) and wear the same pair of sweatpants at LEAST 4 days a week (clean only when it becomes difficult to tell what color they were originally). Usually it takes at least two years in college to become this much of a slob, so they'll think there's no way you could be a freshman.