Mightymeals

There is an inverse relationship between a girl's smartness and her hottness. Generally, the dumber a girl is, the more attractive she is, and the smarter ones tend to be less attractive. There are certainly many exceptions to this rule though...

batman32c

King James...where is your list from??? answer much appreciated lol.

icefalcon7

Here's a funny bit of internet hilarity:
Originally the Weekly World News (tabloids, anyone?) published a fake article chronicling that women with larger busts are actually more intelligent.
The internet being as it is, it was then picked up by Yahoo entertainment:
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...994520005.html
and then hundreds of other places on the internet being posed as truth, haha
http://www.menshealth.co.uk/news/story.phtml?id=1744
And a Norweigian newspaper actually published it
Peace out

i_wanna_be_Brown

wait, I saw a thing on AOL that showed that women with larger busts DO have a larger avg IQ. (although it was like an increase of 4 points from A-DD, so in the end, it means nothing)

rc251

King James...where is your list from??? answer much appreciated lol.

CollegePr.owler.com (period put in cause this word is censored for some reason)

icefalcon7

Brown... the WHOLE thing was a fake, thats why it's funny. Follow the links, or google it for the original spoof article.

packrbackr

BCC is right, the hotness of women can be related to academics. For example, in physics, the acceleration of a falling object on earth in a vaccuum is independent of its mass. However, this is an ideal situation, so it does not take into account air resistance, which applies the force of friction. It is obvious that fat unnattractive girls would have a higher coefficient of friction when falling, and thus would have less accelleration. It goes without saying that skinny girls would then be more accelerated.

This is where the Chemistry starts.
Now you need to apply some thermodynamics. As the vibration of a particle is accelerated, it becomes hot. So, seeing as the attractive girls are more accellerated, they are clearly more hot. Also, it is important to note that sex with these women is enthalpically and entropically favored, meaning it will happen, however, there is a factor of probability here. For one molocule to interact with another in a spontaneous reaction, they must interact with the correct molocule in a specific way. This is why nerds don't get laid, because they are not the correct molocule for interaction, and when there is an interaction with a correct molocule, it is often times completely random.

This is where the second law of thermodynamics comes in. It states that entropy is always increasing, which means that the universe is constantly becoming more disordered. Therefore, the conclusion that we must come to is that hot women cause all of the chaos in the universe.

Basically it's kind of like Pandora's box, but I won't go there. (mostly cuz last time I was there it smelled like a dead fish)

KingJames23

Yeah, RC251 gave the right link to the site. People should check it out. It also has grades for...

Academics
Athletics
Campus Dining
Campus Housing
Campus Strictness
Computers
Diversity
Drug Scene
Facilities
Greek Life
Local Atmosphere
Nightlife
Off-Campus Housing
Off-Campus Dining
Parking
Safety & Security
Transportantion
Weather
and um, if any you guys care about it...guys ratings as well

batman32c

KingJames23, and RC251, thanks for the link. Good stuff. Letter grades are nice, but anyone have any "specifics" they would like to offer about the UC's (UCB, UCLA, UCD, UCSD)?

PEALS-05

According to King James' list, the ugliest schools are the ones with the higher percentage of Asians.

Or is it just because they're mostly so smart?

adconard

packrbackr, that post was absolutely hilarious.

PavelB

Agreed with above poster.

packrbackr

Yes yes, thank god for advanced general chemistry. The world has been explained to me in a new light.

BCC

Well, I think packrbackr has pretty much said it all. However, just for the sake of providing some visual enhancements, I decided that the inverse relation of hotness/academics would be best depicted by the Phillip's Curve.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../untitled3.jpg

This theory tends to hold true to both genders. However, there a few exceptions (me, moi, and myself), represented by a supply shock on the curve (1 to 2).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../untitled2.jpg

baffledgenius89

it's rather silly to base a majorities general appearance upon something so trivial as to where they attend college. however, i do find the list rather captivating, or at least good for a nice laugh. ; )