admitmetokollege

michigan fakies man. my *****ing thing is busted as all hell and has never failed me. give em the old laundary story or gettin pushed into a pool. get one that scans if you can, could make all the difference.

demerdar

Just make friends with someone who is over 21. Simple. Buy enough to last you at least a week or two, rinse and repeat.

Blobof

You go to the dep and buy some. It's as simple as that. Now if you're evil you can take some inspiration from Les Bougon.

/this comment does not apply outside of Quebec

gsp_silicon_valley

unfortunately, there will always be an upperclassman around to buy alcohol and drugs for you, as long as you have the money. this will be the least of your freshman year concerns...

kenshi

self check out

demerdar

K thanks now go back to your sober party.

i_wanna_be_Brown

whoa, I've only seen a self-checkout once before, but you mean to tell me those things don't call someone over to check an ID when beer gets scanned through them?

kenshi

Some kids at the dorm were asking how to get beer and I told them to go through the self-checkout and they came back with a bunch of cases so no it does not call someone over.

lucifer11287

The one's I've seen DO call people over; however I had a friend who found a solution (admittedly, he DID later get caught shoplifting by doing this but he got away with it many times before and after):
Take a UPC from a product of similar weight that is nonalcoholic (for beer this is a joke; go get a 24 pack of soda) and cut it out. Then put it OVER the beer UPC when you are purchasing. The weight sensors in the self-checkout won't know the difference. You save a lot of money on the beer too.

Honestly though, doing **** like that is risky. Fakes are usually pretty questionable in collegetowns too, at least in terms of buying hard liquor (beer is easier to get; bars usually aren't too bad carding wise). Just meet some 21 year olds and have them hook you up. It isn't difficult.

calmom

Note:
Matt Pearlstone, a Cornell student, whose screen name is Lucifer11287, as noted on facebook, passed away on March 17, 2006 after attending a fraternity party at UVA.

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