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My other recommendation is called "the vicious cycle", it's especially good if you don't like Guiness but eventually want to so that you can look cool when you order one.
You'll need a bottle of rotgut bourbon (the cheapest you can find - don't spend more than $4), a bottle of Thunderbird fortified wine, a pint of Guiness and a bucket.Take a drink of the rotgut, then chase with the T-bird to get the taste of the rotgut out of your mouth. You'll need to follow the T-bird with the rotgut though to get rid of the taste of the T-Bird. Continue to trade swigs of the rotgut and T-bird until you figure out what the bucket is for. Then drink the Guiness...it should taste like ice cream.