Would this strategy work?

ConfidentD0uche · 11-04-2009, 09:33 PM

Yo guys I am looking to get into the game of relationships, but the girls at my prestigious university (top 25 national US news) are way too focused and not relaxed and natural like me. How do I meet girls at lower colleges who are more likely to not be as focused and serious??? Thx.

BuddyMcAwesome · 11-04-2009, 09:34 PM

u should know... aren't you a confident******?

alexithymia · 11-04-2009, 09:37 PM

With a name like "confidentd0uche" you should have no problem meeting any girls.

ConfidentD0uche · 11-04-2009, 09:48 PM

Guys my user name is indicative of my problem...that is why I asked "how." Being so smart, the girls at these lower colleges might be prone to labeling me as my user name. How would I avoid that?

theviolinist · 11-04-2009, 10:17 PM

Try to avoid telling them where exactly you go to school. Then when they eventually find out they'll think you were so humble. Easy.

TheyCallMeCC · 11-04-2009, 10:20 PM

wow...try not acting like a d0uche so they don't *think* you're a d0uche. christt.

'lower colleges', haha. hopefully, your intelligence won't intimidate them dumb girls.

ConfidentD0uche · 11-04-2009, 10:20 PM

Any idea how exactly to meet a large number?? I can't figure out how to meet other colleges' students.

panic · 11-04-2009, 10:22 PM

Fcking drive, you dumb POS.

you_of_eh · 11-04-2009, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Try to avoid telling them where exactly you go to school. Then when they eventually find out they'll think you were so humble. Easy.

This is true for all of your strengths/impressive things about you. Lots of benefits if you let them find out instead of telling them.

you_of_eh · 11-04-2009, 10:37 PM

If you have a friend or something at one of these "lower colleges" you should be able to get signed into the dorms..from there you're golden.

dramakitty92428 · 11-04-2009, 10:57 PM

At my college you don't even need to do the whole signing in thing...as long as it's ok with the roomies, you bring your guest in and let them in with your key, no signing in, no reporting. unless it becomes an issue with the roomate, but my 2 roomates and I are cool with us having visitors.

Is this a troll thread?

Axion004 · 11-07-2009, 11:11 AM

Yes, the girls at the lower ranked Colleges are more likely to be stupid and easier for you to hook up with and do whatever you please.

Because, ignoring all other factors(Limited family income, financial aid, closeness to home, comfort level, proximity to friends, and such) the people at the lower ranked Colleges are automatically assumed to be labeled as stupid by your overabundance of intelligence.

Seeing as how you have to ask College Confidential about how to hook up with easier targets.

Aha, you win this thread.