I suspect the OP might be a troll. However, in the event that he truly is looking for advice, here's some:
Yes, it is possible to qualify for the UCs by examination alone, with qualifying SAT and SAT 2 scores. Here is the link:
UC Admissions
And please note that this would just make you ELIGIBLE for the UCs. It is beyond unlikely that you'd be admitted to any campus except Merced (or maybe Riverside) if you went this route, and all campuses of the UCs are currently closed to freshman applicants for fall 2008 anyway. In most years, the UC system can admit all the students who are eligible (though not necessarily to their first-choice campus), but with the current budget crisis in Sacramento, who knows if they will be able to make that commitment for 2009. If you truly have your heart set on a UC, the CC-to-UC route would be your best bet (the UCs don't look at your high school record AT ALL once you complete the required 60 units at a CC). BUT if you intend to apply to the UCs next year using the "by examination alone" route, taking even a single course at a CC after your HS graduation will make you INELIGIBLE to apply as a freshman. You'll have to complete the full 60 units and apply as a junior transfer.
I know that Towson State University in Maryland had a program at one time which targeted high-SAT/low GPA kids, but I know nothing about the school. You'd have to research it yourself.
I'm sure your school has a competent college counselor who could help you explore your options, but the question remains - why do you want to go to college? You don't seem to enjoy school, or get any satisfaction from learning. What makes you think that things will be any different at college?