Fake clubs and activities can be claimed by college applicants.
College admissions officers are so dumb,
they never spot these things. The more fake clubs you include on your application, the better your chances of getting into Yale, Harvard, and other top schools.
So, go ahead and include a bunch on your applications. While you're at it, claim that you are a Congressional Medal of Honor winner and Time
magazine "Man of the Year". Be sure and let us know how many colleges accept you.
But first run this advice past your high school guidance counselor ... you always want to give him a heads up when you invent activities out of thin air...