mrnova...well i decided to post my intial reaction to what you said...to bring about a change of topic...
"I nail b|tches."
poor dogs...

. you should leave some for them too.
"I kill people with my bare hands."
eew. i can see that. go wash those hands right now. they are like germ heaven.
" I hunt whales, burn the rain forests, "
awww. you will have to find a new hobby very soon. with the rate people are going about, destroying them, i dont think they will last much longer.
"commit race crimes, foster world trade, multi nationals, and the Republican Party. I commit war crimes, support terrorism, and get away with it."
YOU DOUBLE CROSSER.

. stabbing poor Bush behind his back...
"I have unprotected sex and lie about it."
to whom? still mama's little boy are you?
"I created and perpetuate acid rain."
my...you must 'p e e' a lot.
"I feed on aborted fetuses."
they taste so good with ketchup. yummy.
"And occasionally, I come on this forum and maybe give some useful advice/tell it like it is to those who want to know."
yup...your "kneel and slurp it" advice was like the best advice i really recieved. no sarcasm intended. i really think it was nice of you to help me out.
"I'm also tired and going to sleep."
sweet dreams...
OK I WAS JUST JOKING...NO HARD FEELINGS AND PLEASE...NO TRYING TO CONVERT ME.