| Jagged - starting with the Class of 2012, Pratt will no longer be allowing transfers to Trinity. Students planning to leave engineering will instead be required to go to Dean Constance Simmons' office, knock, and then announce "I Quit." Once this is done, they will be marched to the front porch of the Teer Engineering Library where they will ring the newly installed "Dr. Kristina M. Johnson Bell" three times and drop their TI 89 calculator in a collection bucket to mark their failure as an engineer, after which they are welcome to apply to any other school in the country. |