Nah, no need, but nice of you to ask. Some people collect stamps. Others gig for frogs under the moonlight. Some enter pie eating contests at the county fair. Some read Dear Abby (and she's dead!

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But discerning readers who really want to know, follow Whistle Pig!
As for pondering pigisms, take 'em or leave 'em. If I told you I'm the Ayatollah, would you love me anymore or less? And before you go wondering how others spend "life", you might wanna stare in the old mirror. Neighbors might wonder about he who creeps about the net, shooting at harmless hogs.
It's good knowing we're being followed though.

Welcome to the fanclub. We've considered national syndication, but this is cheaper.
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