“If It`s Not 4.2, It`s Not Right!”
The Goodnoodle Story
With the presidential election upon us, and the campaigning over with, I was finally able to sit down with Goodnoodle, running for the write-in vote for the Noodle is Good party, and talk with him about the current issues our country is facing. School food, for instance. What was his position on it? “I believe cafeteria food is always going to be the same level of quality. You can`t expect gourmet food for $2.50”, Goodnoodle stated. This has been true in past elections, like the Bill Clinton impeachment trial for trying to start a riot over school prices. “Better is expensive,” Clinton argued. But the country did not agree. Be sure to see if history repeats itself in this area.
Upon asking him about having vending machines in schools for students access, he said he was a staunch proponent for it, saying that it would help schools generate revenue, while providing students with food and drink (most likely to offset the school food). An interesting stance, considering the way schools budgets have decreased in the past few years.
Goodnoodle is in favor of keeping the age one may earn their driver’s license the same.
Aliens, microscopic organisms, and more were the next topics of our conversation. He didn`t answer specifically whether or not he believed aliens were real, but did state that other life is likely considering how big the universe is. While he didn`t express his explicit opinion on the validity of aliens, he did say that illegal aliens should not
participate in the ACDT program to gain citizenship. For those who haven`t heard of the newest program implemented by NASA and the military yet, the ACDT program stands for the A
He credited his friend for creating his slogan, “If it`s not 4.2, it`s not right”, and says she earns the slot for his VP, which would make her the first female vice president. Is this just a way to reward for a catchy slogan that makes no sense? Is this her ticket to the top? Is it Goodnoodle`s? Surprisingly, he didn`t seem very afraid of the media, despite multiple threats to pie him (Lemon meringue) This
is election coverage 2012.
Eh? You have to admit, that was some pretty good writing working for the amount of fake stuff and only a little facts from what you said. Excellent job playing along and answering the questions!
On a more serious note, I know someone who`s planning on running for president when he`s 35 to become the youngest, so you should run against him then. And use the above for campaigning.