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Okay karate, I'll start.
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far near here, there lived a wonderous being. This being was long and lean. It's skin was a pure golden hue, freckled with age. Over time, this being had developed a thick outer shell to protect itself from all the hardships of life. However, when you got really close to the being, you could peel away the outer shield, exposing the sweet, joyous, tender beauty this being offered the world. It lived in a homogeneous cluster in which the individual beings share everything. This beings name was Chiquita.
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