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Innocent Knock Knock Jokes!

PrEpKiDPrEpKiD Posts: 871Registered User Member
edited April 2006 in High School Life
These knock-knock jokes are getting old, but they are just so cute!
Post any knock-knock jokes you know. here are mine:
(use knkn and knock knock)
1.
knkn
who's there?
boo.
booh who?
don't cry it's just a joke.
2.
knkn
who's there?
alex.
alex who?
alexplain it later.
3.
knock knock.
who's there?
spell.
spell who?
W....H...O!
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Replies to: Innocent Knock Knock Jokes!

  • IzzyJIzzyJ Posts: 3,271Registered User Senior Member
    4.
    knock knock
    who's there?
    henrietta.
    henrietta worm in his spaghetti.
  • PrEpKiDPrEpKiD Posts: 871Registered User Member
    bump bump, people. i've got dozens of little kids to tell these jokes to :D
  • lablondielablondie Posts: 5,014Registered User Senior Member
    knock knock
    who's there
    banana
    banana who?

    knock knock
    who's there
    banana
    banana who?

    knock knock
    who's there
    banana
    banana who?

    knock knock
    who's there
    banana
    banana who?

    knock knock
    who's there
    orange
    orange who?
    orange you glad I didn't say banana?

    Ahhh! I bet no one's heard that one before!!!
  • logisticslordlogisticslord Posts: 2,225Registered User Senior Member
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    it's me, i just need to grab my knapsack.
    ok, come on in and grab it.
  • Dave_BerryDave_Berry Posts: 33,350CC Admissions Expert Senior Member
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Keith
    Keith who?
    Keith me, my thweet preenth
    (Kiss me, my sweet prince)
  • logisticslordlogisticslord Posts: 2,225Registered User Senior Member
    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock

    That was stupid....Get it??? i'm dumb
  • PrEpKiDPrEpKiD Posts: 871Registered User Member
    lablondie, i did hear it....but it only works with really patient people :p
  • lablondielablondie Posts: 5,014Registered User Senior Member
    I'm pretty sure the entire world has heard it.
  • PrEpKiDPrEpKiD Posts: 871Registered User Member
    Ahhh! I bet no one's heard that one before!!!

    ah, i failed to see the note of sarcasm. :D
    it is hard to see that through basic texts, you see...:)
  • lablondielablondie Posts: 5,014Registered User Senior Member
    Yes, yes it is. But when in doubt, I am not serious.
  • PrEpKiDPrEpKiD Posts: 871Registered User Member
    ^ :D

    so, anymore knock knocks?
  • Dave_BerryDave_Berry Posts: 33,350CC Admissions Expert Senior Member
    nope :D :D :D
  • purrlipurrli Posts: 2,682Registered User Senior Member
    no knock knock ones, but I did learn three new jokes today (with varying degrees of funniness) :D.
  • kman1456kman1456 Posts: 4,045Registered User Senior Member
    (knock)^2
    Who's there.
    Go.
    Go who?
    GO NADS!
  • mommusicmommusic Posts: 8,301Registered User Senior Member
    For scientists:

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Mars Polar Lander.
    Mars Polar Lander who?

    (silence)
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