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12-06-2006, 04:16 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
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Hmmm...
"Transubstantiation isn't really that important...will you ever need to know this? no." --religion teacher
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12-06-2006, 04:27 PM
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#17 | | Senior Member
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"this final is a peice of **** I hate having to give it to you. I ****ing hate common core finals."
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12-06-2006, 04:29 PM
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#18 | | Senior Member
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"JOSH, DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOU OUT."
haha ironyyy
My physics teacher was teaching magnetism and how all objects experience some sort of magnetism/gravity/etc. And he wheeled his chair REALLY close to this one girl and said, "Do you feel the attraction?"
(teehee the child molestor-ness was unintentional....i hope.)
Kid: What's Existentialism?
English Teacher: It's like the American version of Transcendentalism.
The next day....
Kid #2: Wait...I still don't understand Existentialism.
English Teacher: It's like the European version of Transcendentalism.
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12-06-2006, 04:34 PM
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#19 | | Senior Member
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(thick Southern accent)
"Wellll, I think this school is prettyyy di-verse..we've got kids who practice Hindu and Asian.."
--Principal on interview for school newspaper (interview took place after a Jewish boy wearing a yarmulke was forced to remove it and advised by an administrator at our public high school to "Find Jesus")
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12-06-2006, 04:37 PM
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#20 | | Senior Member
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(We needed Spanish speaking kids for a specific project with the ESL kids at elementary schools)
Teacher: That's too bad, because I know a lot of you speak Chinese or Indian.
Vietnamese Kid: Yeah that's too bad none of us here are Chinese.
Indian Kid: And that's too bad Indian isn't a language.
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12-06-2006, 04:56 PM
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#21 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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"A paragraph is like a skirt. It needs to be long enough to cover all the important details, but still be short enough to be interesting."
I heard something similar to this once.
"An essay is like a skirt, the shorter the sweeter, but it's gotta be long enough to cover the parts."
Or something like that.
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12-06-2006, 05:21 PM
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#22 | | Member
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Long Island, NY --> Bentley University
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English Teacher:
"Peace out gangstas!!" lol
"Super human deluxe!"
After we finished reciting some shakespeare on stage in the auditorium:
"I have a great idea!! Lets pretend we just won an oscar and we have to go on stage and give an acceptance speech." lol and some people actually did it
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12-06-2006, 06:14 PM
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#23 | | Senior Member
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8th grade science teacher "God made cows so we could eat them"
Some girl in my science class "Why do zebras have stripes?"
My Science teacher " Because God made them that way."
And I go to a public school.
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12-06-2006, 08:55 PM
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#24 | | Senior Member
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A substitute for my English class wrote this on the board yesterday:
Finish worksheet and turn it in. Start reading the novel. Then maybe... maybe...
Student: Maybe what?
Teacher: Oh, I don't know, maybe we'll all go to the land of milk and honey and ponies will come! I like black ponies.
Student: Uh, don't black ponies come from hell?
Teacher: All ponies come from hell!
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12-06-2006, 09:03 PM
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#25 | | Member
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hahahaha.
HAHAHAHA.
"all ponies come from hell"
You have no idea how true that is!
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12-06-2006, 09:09 PM
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#26 | | Member
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Orchestra teacher:
"When this school first opened, I made a five-year plan...."
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12-06-2006, 09:15 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
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"Stop having social intercourse" - 9th grade english teacher.
"Do you a want a cookie" - Spanish 3 teacher with her heavy spanish accent.
"I forgot my cua-fee (coffee)"-Geometry teacher from New York.
"Forget your homework and you'll be hanged from the 20 ft fence on the soccer field" - 10th grade English teacher
"What did the seed say when it sprouted from the ground? Gee-om-a-tree (Geometry)!" - Substitute for Geometry. Funny because it was corny lol.
I know there are better ones, I just can't think of them right now.
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12-06-2006, 10:10 PM
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#28 | | Member
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Someone wrote on the board in my 10th grade spanish class:
"Yo tengo un gato en mi pantalones"  Love it. And my English teacher is funny. She calls a table with a bunch of bengali's "Little Bangladesh".
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12-06-2006, 10:11 PM
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#29 | | Member
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does that mean "I want a cat in my pants?"
I don't speak spanish, haha, but my crazy cuban science teacher yells in espanol enough for me to pick up a bit  | |
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12-06-2006, 10:15 PM
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#30 | | Member
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It means I have a cat in my pants But that was close.
Our spanish teacher was the funniest. We definitely learned the words "No Chicle"(No Gum) and "CERO!"(Zero, you got for the day).
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