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Old 09-25-2011, 01:35 PM   #871
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HAHA omg did he really say "The answer" HAHA cloudless you are so funny please keep on posting stories that make us laugh!
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Old 09-25-2011, 02:33 PM   #872
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AP World class:
"Does it still taste like tea where the Boston Tea Party happened?"
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Old 09-25-2011, 05:22 PM   #873
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"I'm not Christian. I'm Catholic."
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Old 09-25-2011, 05:44 PM   #874
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"Wait, Mormons can have sex?"
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Old 09-25-2011, 09:42 PM   #875
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Our nurse was giving us orientation and she said
"You can come down to my office for anything. Like, if you're having trouble at home or you missed your period" (she meant class period).......
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Old 09-25-2011, 09:55 PM   #876
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"I once drank a whole jar of sodium."

*teachershakeshead*
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:24 PM   #877
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Quote from AP Govt. class last year:

"Islam is just a country of terrorists that have to be dealt with sooner or later"

ugh, so many flaws...
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Old 09-25-2011, 11:34 PM   #878
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Bio teacher: You guys know that sperm is primarily glucose, right?
Freshman: Wait. Then why does it taste so salty?

*facepalm*
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Old 09-26-2011, 12:23 AM   #879
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"what's a second-hand car?"

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Old 09-26-2011, 11:51 PM   #880
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hahah omg red balloons! you're even funnier!
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Old 09-27-2011, 03:26 AM   #881
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"Would you say that its normal if someone has an average of 3 bowel movements per day?"

AP Bio fun.
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Old 09-27-2011, 03:30 AM   #882
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agnijay- Was the freshman a guy or girl? haha
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Old 09-27-2011, 12:09 PM   #883
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Teacher: Class turn to page 15

Guy: Ms. Hughes, what page 15 on..............
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Old 09-27-2011, 04:38 PM   #884
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RedBalloons: Haha, yes, someone did actually say that.

Same class:
[teacher]: "That's a very nice picture, [student], but gravity doesn't go that way."
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Old 09-27-2011, 05:33 PM   #885
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During Chemistry, a student receives a call from one of her friends and decides to take it. Therefore, the teacher started mocking her and got the phone from class and fake-called the principal.

After the girl hung up and the teacher "hung up" from his fake call, another girl asked the teacher "did you really call the principal?"

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