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01-25-2008, 08:19 AM
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During a performance of Macbeth for English H last year, someone was playing the Porter and said "We were carousing till the second dick." instead of "We were carousing till the second [rooster]."
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01-25-2008, 12:28 PM
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Again in Human anatomy: "So is that procedure usually done under local or genital anesthesia?"
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01-25-2008, 01:27 PM
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#78 | | Senior Member
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haha i cannot believe I forgot this one. It was way back in 8th grade honors World History.
We had a really hard teacher and we'd been told to write a paragraph about whether we'd rather live in Athens or Sparta
Predictablly, all the girls wanted to live in Sparta since they had freedom and all the guys wanted to live in Athens so they didnt need to go to war.
so after asking like 6 people,
Teacher: Ok, how about you Mike? Wake up!
(Mike wakes up)
Mike: Wha?
Teacher: Where would you rather live?
Mike: What? Oh. Sparta.
Teacher: Really? Why? (hoping for an insightful answer)
Mike: uh. cause the girls where short skirts there....
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01-25-2008, 05:29 PM
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Mike has the right idea!
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01-25-2008, 05:53 PM
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Well, it was during a debate competition a couple weeks ago, and I was bringing up elections as examples of linkage institutions. But, instead of "elections," I had a bit of a Freudian slip and said, "Electrons."
I'm SO glad it wasn't something else.
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01-25-2008, 05:54 PM
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hahaha another one with Mike!
this one's from this year
well you'd need to know that Miss T is young and supposedly "hot" teacher but really is not very attractive at all. they guys just like her for....her bosom =P hahahaha anyway she flirts with every young guy teacher in the school, no exceptions, and most people severely dislike her (she's also a horrible teacher)
*Mike is sleeping*
Miss T: Can anyone give me an example of a private good?
*nobody says anything, most are doing other hw*
Miss T: anyone? hey Mike, wake up.
Mike: What?
Miss T: What's an example of a private good
Mike: ummm. pants?
Miss T: Ok...pants.
Schyler (randomly): well, ACTUALLY, if the pants were big enough, two people could fit in them...
*class laughs....oh Schyler...*
Miss T: haha, well not in my pants. There's nobody else in my pants....right now...
lol we were all crackkkking up and it took her like 5 minutes to figure out how wrong that sounded.
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01-25-2008, 07:40 PM
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AP US History
"So when slavery was outlawed...why didnt they southerners just buy Native Americans?"
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01-25-2008, 07:46 PM
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In Biology, when talking about cloning, Dolly the Sheep, and such:
Billy: Wait, if Dolly is a sheep, how is her baby a lamb?
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01-25-2008, 09:57 PM
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Isn't poverty a country in Africa?
Oy vay.
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01-25-2008, 09:59 PM
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AP Lang. And Comp.
We were talking about syllables for some reason...
Teacher: You, how many syllables are there in "fire"?
Girl: Umm....2
Teacher: No...try again...
Girl: I dunno! Three!?!?
I'm not kidding at all...
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01-25-2008, 10:02 PM
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My pre-calc class is amazing.
Our Teacher says the darndest things.
"What's a mother to do?"
"Man-Alive!"
"This one'll really knock your socks off"
"Whatever turns you on"
"Pimp yo calc, dawg, fo' shizzle!"
And from a fellow student,
"Can you demonstrate that with a venn diagram? I'm a very visual person."
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01-25-2008, 10:06 PM
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#87 | | Junior Member
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Oh and a brilliant quote from me in AP English:
Teach: What animal would be lowing in the fields?
Me: Uhh...sheep?
Teach: errm, no. cows low. It's like mooing.
Me: Riiight.
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01-25-2008, 10:37 PM
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Today in AP Gov, I don't know how we got on this subject.
"So do Inuits club baby seals just because it's fun?"
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01-27-2008, 10:07 PM
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#89 | | Senior Member
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Our AP Statistics teacher is Cuban and speaks with a heavy Tony Montana-esque accent.
Discussing probability with flipping coins:
"Fleeping a coin has-a two outcomes, head or a-tail.
Djoo could be very unlucky, and get absolutely NO HEAD."
Half the class was sleeping, but the half that was paying attention just broke out into laughter. He obviously realized what he'd just said and just put his hand over his forehead, and the rest of the class woke up wondering 'why did he just say NO HEAD really loudly?"
"They say moosic will get you girls, but i am a-fawty seven. Issa too late!"
"They try to figure out the tra-hectory of a hoorahcane..."
Use-E-Ful--> Useful
Bott Plog --> Box Plot
We're all terrible people for making fun of his accent, but come on.
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01-27-2008, 10:12 PM
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#90 | | Senior Member
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enderkin, unlike most of these quotes, I laughed when I saw yours.
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