Best Stupid Quotes from Class

d4r7h3v1l · 01-15-2008, 10:03 PM

I was inspired by somebody in the "best quotes" thread, so I decided to make this. I'd love to hear some stupid questions/answers/comments you guys have heard in class.

Mine:
In my 7th grade bio class:
A 9th grade girl: "So when we bleed, we're losing DNA?!"
Same girl: (referring to semen after teacher said it contains fructose) "So that's why it's a little bit sweet?"

inspiration08 · 01-15-2008, 10:08 PM

this guy in my class asked another guy "oh my god, you loser. are you gay? come on, are you? are you a homo?" (he was totally out of line and being a jerk) but then the other guy goes

"uhhh i do better on multiple choice."

:):) · 01-15-2008, 10:16 PM

so in my calculus class.. theres this boy who is in LOVE with britney spears. like he randomly bursts out in her songs and he knows the entire gimme more video dance.. and performs it
so after jamie lynn came out that she was pregnant this kid goes
"see i told you guys britney was a good role model. she waited until she was married to have children. she wasnt hoeing around at 16."

gkc4 · 01-15-2008, 10:25 PM

"Jews can't be American because they're all from Israel"

AP Lit.... the reason why the AP acceptance standards should be made higher.

llpitch · 01-15-2008, 10:27 PM

LOL @ the hoeing around one.

amb3r · 01-15-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Same girl: (referring to semen after teacher said it contains fructose) "So that's why it's a little bit sweet?"

Wow. That's all I can say

Halie · 01-15-2008, 10:35 PM

"So... Jesus is the son of God?"

kat41911 · 01-15-2008, 10:49 PM

A girl in my 7th grade science class:
"How do you spell DNA??"

ELorax · 01-15-2008, 11:10 PM

"Wait, women can vote?"

...

Yes, really.

HisGraceFillsMe · 01-15-2008, 11:17 PM

This was in my TENTH GRADE science class.

Girl: "If there are only 20 kinds of amino acids, how can there be so many proteins?"
Teacher: "It's like how you can make tons of words with only 26 letters in the alphabet."
Girl: "There are 27 letters in the alphabet."
Whole class: "No, it's 26."
*Girl hums the ABCs and counts*
Girl: "...oh...."

xkoreasianx · 01-16-2008, 12:46 AM

AP US History:
We were discussing Women's Suffrage Movement (Voting Rights)

The teacher goes through the whole lesson.
Teacher: So.. These women fought really hard for their right of suffrage. Any questions?

Senior Guy: Yeah, why would the hell would women protest to have the right to suffer? Shouldn't we be taking AWAY their "suffer"age?

XD

akahmed · 01-16-2008, 12:57 AM

This is a perfect thread for me at this hour

We were talking aloud about me being Muslim in English class, a girl says,
"Wait, aren't you like, Iraqian?"

Another, "Wait, I though Gandhi was a legend"

And still another
We were reading Hamlet together in class out loud. Ok, so by this time I expect everyone should know Shakespeare wrote it. Well, guess not.
Right when we read out' 'To be or not to be, that is the question...' same girl yells, 'Hey, that's Shakespeare!'

Please shoot me....

tostito · 01-16-2008, 12:58 AM

Junior Year, AP English...you have to test in to get into this class.

We're learning about the Declaration of Independence, someone starts reading "When in the course of human events" and this girl stops them and asks the teacher

ISN'T IT 'WE THE PEOPLE'?

to which the teacher replies

"No, that's the Constitution."

the girl said

"THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?"

runforfun529 · 01-16-2008, 04:48 AM

Haha to all of these...

In my Chem II class (for juniors and seniors), a junior guy says:

"Wait, 2 times 0 is 4, so why does it say 0 on the sheet?"

aisgzdavinci · 01-16-2008, 04:55 AM

Chem class when were describing how food goes down the body (can't remember why we did that question):

First it goes through the mouth, *points at mouth* and then goes to the stomach *points at throat*
Lol