cheesy things to write on a valentine's card.

deeptin09 · 02-12-2008, 10:02 PM

ehk sorry for posting this kind of a thread but after writing two essays i think my creativity has died.

so i go to an all girl's school, and basically, we do really cheesy things for our group of best friends on valentine's day so .. i really need help coming with a

"desperate-don't-reject-me" quote
NERDY PICKUP LINES HELL YES.
and various other cheesy things you'd write.

lhdistcass · 02-12-2008, 10:06 PM

for one of my girlfriends, i made her a HUGE valentine and wrote

when giving valentines, size DOES matter

signed, me

(don't tell [boyfriend's name])

and my boyfriend's valentine is about a sixth of the size of hers. no innuendo involved =)

deeptin09 · 02-12-2008, 10:11 PM

lol that's good, too bad only one of my friends has a bf and their love is kind of "forbidden"

aka her parents arent supposed to know and she's already gotten caught like 3 times?

tnb19 · 02-13-2008, 02:10 AM

this thread was good...gave me something that i could procrastinate with

http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines

Personal favorite:
15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

gotta start using that one asap

RacinReaver · 02-13-2008, 04:28 AM

That page doesn't have my favorite.

If we cross product I'll use the right hand rule.

Works on my girlfriend every time. ~_~

kat41911 · 02-13-2008, 06:20 AM

This group also has a ton of nerdy pickup lines: Login | Facebook

deeptin09 · 02-13-2008, 09:03 PM

ahaha i was thinking more on terms of like quotes ..

cause i put pics of my friends' fav guy celebs saying i love you and well .. i dont want to be writing i love you for each one you know?

arachnophobia12 · 02-13-2008, 09:39 PM

babe, you are the derivative of sexy^2 (i like that one

)

ali153 · 02-13-2008, 09:41 PM

i wish i were ur derivative so i could lie tangent to ur curves-- an oldie but goodie

Junglebrain · 02-13-2008, 11:03 PM

Good one my friend came up with in Calculus (write this in mathematical notation): "The limit of f(<3) as I approach you equals infinity".

stefanysoccer · 02-14-2008, 02:37 AM

Lols to Junglebrain that one is good....

"Por ti, subiría al cielo en bicicleta y bajaría sin frenos."

It sounds better in Spanish, but it means, "For you, I would climb the sky in a bicycle and come down without breaks."

you'llsee... · 02-14-2008, 06:11 PM

"I love you more than life itself"

so cliche...

stefanysoccer · 02-14-2008, 10:51 PM

You are more myself than I am.

- Wuthering Heights.