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07-08-2008, 08:50 PM
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#16 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Long Beach --->Sonoma State '12
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| So one of my teachers gave these little mini-tests called "quizzies". And they were notoriously hard. So one day this girl decides to confront him. Following conversation ensues:
Girl: "Mr. __________, your quizzies are way too hard!"
Teacher: "If you think my quizzies are hard, wait until you get a hold of my testies!"
We never got back to what we were talking about. XD
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07-08-2008, 08:54 PM
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#17 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New Jersey
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| "vertical asymptotes are...well...YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS" | |
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07-08-2008, 09:47 PM
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#18 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 282
| from my male APUSH teacher, talking about a woman (in a movie) wearing a very ugly dress: "Oprah would say that she is not maximizing her cuteness factor!!" | |
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07-08-2008, 09:54 PM
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#19 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 223
| Latin teacher on many occasions: "In four of the five conjugations..." (there are only four conjugations in Latin)
English teacher in response to how long a certain essay should be: "Like a mini-skirt, long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep it interesting". | |
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07-08-2008, 10:36 PM
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#20 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 267
| Not to be racist, but my VERY conservative AP World teacher could talk like a black woman. And he's white! He would be like, "Guuurrrlll, oh no you didn't!" and say all these other slang phrases. It was funny, yet disturbing at the same time. | |
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07-08-2008, 10:48 PM
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#21 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2008 Location: California
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| Trig teacher: "Today, kids, we will be learning the finger technique." | |
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07-08-2008, 11:19 PM
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#22 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia
Posts: 1,145
| Oh goodness, I have tons of quotes from my AP Physics teacher written down somewhere.. I'll find them soon. | |
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07-09-2008, 03:37 AM
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#23 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 114
| Oh my god... my Spanish teacher was the most incompetent fool ever.
"That movie was the most ironical movie ever."
One time I was laughing and smiling, and she asked in front of the whooooole class, "why are you smiling?" I said I was happy is all, and she just said, "people don't just smile because they're just happy." And she gave me a detention.
On a lighter note, my physics teacher claims he was a spy or something for the us military and that he'd love to tell us more, but we didn't have the security clearance to hear it. he told really great jokes. too bad he sucked at teaching. | |
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07-09-2008, 03:57 AM
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| I went to a private school where we had to wear uniforms. This is my french teacher speaking:
"Mr ______ if you don't tuck that shirt in right now, I'll stick my hand in there and tuck it in for you....don't laugh at me. I'm a married woman. I've seen and done things you can't even imagine." | |
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07-09-2008, 03:58 AM
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#25 | | Junior Member
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| 1 of my language teachers once said " I have 2 daughters, both are girls" | |
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07-09-2008, 05:22 AM
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#26 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NY ---> Outer Haven, MA 2012
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| "If the fee for this physics test [physics bowl] gets billed to my address I'm gonna get a couple of my boys to lick you. I'm not Italian for nothing."
3 months ago, my AP Physics teacher from a long time ago...funny dude | |
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07-09-2008, 06:21 AM
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#27 | | Member
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: hawaii
Posts: 595
| Anatomy teacher:
"You can't take a pulse using your thumb because your thumb has it's own heart." | |
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07-09-2008, 09:22 AM
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#28 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
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| lol @ jk_91...whats the finger technique? | |
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07-09-2008, 10:46 AM
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#29 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
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| @ Aeneas: Maybe she was counting 3rd-io as its own conjugation? | |
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07-09-2008, 11:53 AM
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#30 | | Member
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New York
Posts: 378
| I was in France on our school trip and we were in Montmartre in front of Sacre Coeur and I was noting how couples were.... coupling in a very provocative way (something you wouldn't necessarily see in the States... at least not in front of a church) but jokingly. So:
Me: Ms. _____! People are basically fornicating here!
French Teacher: God, Lily! Stop being such a prude!
...Good times... | |
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