lanks

Sup Yall, new here from Florida. Post your drunk stories here so we can all get a good laugh.

I had about 30 people over for a small party and was totally hammered by 10. Everyone started to get hammered and we just kept drinking. Anyway, this girl I liked came and she didn't drink so she was basically taking care of me. Apparently, I tried to down a couple CVS painkillers with straight vodka, passed out in the middle of my kitchen and wanted to go to KFC... I got carried to bed and my good friend got everyone to leave while I was "sleeping"... anyway him and his girlfriend crashed on my couch and I got up around 2, walked to the kitchen (which is right near my kitchen lol) and puked my brains out while they were making out and then passed out in the middle of the kitchen again.

I woke up at 7 still tipsy and took a couple falls. I then drove my friend home (half drunk still) and made it home and napped the entire day. Fun night!

mulberrypie

^ i strongly condemn drunk (even a little bit) driving. :/

lanks

it was all safe, my head was just spinning a bit... i had full control though.

Ivybound11

wow any more funny stories??

stephennn

middle of a party someone shat on this kids trampoline. it was EPIC because people didn't realize and started jumping on it ahahah.

Ivybound11

^ eww. that's disgusting

lanks

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH... my frend pis*ed himself and didnt realize it till he woke up at another party

josh5sox

I got a long one with a few encounters:

After Homecoming sophomore year we had a party at one of my friend's house and a huge bonfire and we were there for about two hours by the time everyone was pretty drunk and also cold lol. The first funny story starts out by some friends smoking "Salvia". don't worry, it's all legal lol. so anyways one of my friends thought he was getting attacked by a monster and I couldn't stop laughing from smoking this stuff. it makes you laugh alot, sometimes. so next part of the story goes, i was layin on this trampoline with a girl that i'd "talked" to for a while and she told me she still liked me and i was drunk so told her the same, we'll call her girl A. anyways, time came for her and her friends to leave, one of which i actually did like, we'll call her girl B. so, when they left i said bye and kissed the girl B. girl A didn't see, obviously, so it was all good. BUT, i called girl B after we left the party and found out she was stayin at girl A's house with all of their other friends so me and two other friends walked about two miles to her house, it was on the way home anyways and we don't drive drunk. so girl B came outside and we were makin out again for a while. it was probably like 4am and we were just chillin when girl B's boyfriend pulls into the drive way to drop one of the friends off from the party!! hahahaha. it was kinda funny, he didn't say anything cuz he didnt see us doing anything and he left after a little while. anyways, the boyfriend and girl A found out and it was kinda funny...i think. it was a good night

Claire1016

^LOL salvia... good stuff.

stockguru92

duuuude i've heard some crazy stuff bout salvia. sometimes it gives you some really bad trips... other times, some amazing ones. how is it?

josh5sox

lol ya it is pretty funny stuff, the same friend thought he was turning into a tree since we were in the woods one time and then one time thought his brother was a robot. i just laugh uncontrollably everytime, which is fine with me lol. i heard they were trying to make it illegal now

lanks

where can i buy some of this salvia ASAP.

josh5sox

if you want to try it, don't buy the cheap stuff it doesn't work as well. when we got it you could buy 20, 40, or 60. I don't know exactly what the numbers represent but the 60 is strongest, 40 works good tho. 20 is pretty useless

nothing_at_all

and then you go and kill someone.

Spruce

one of my friends walked through fire after some vodka, weed and 12 tabs of acid...