Sup Yall, new here from Florida. Post your drunk stories here so we can all get a good laugh.
I had about 30 people over for a small party and was totally hammered by 10. Everyone started to get hammered and we just kept drinking. Anyway, this girl I liked came and she didn't drink so she was basically taking care of me. Apparently, I tried to down a couple CVS painkillers with straight vodka, passed out in the middle of my kitchen and wanted to go to KFC... I got carried to bed and my good friend got everyone to leave while I was "sleeping"... anyway him and his girlfriend crashed on my couch and I got up around 2, walked to the kitchen (which is right near my kitchen lol) and puked my brains out while they were making out and then passed out in the middle of the kitchen again.
I woke up at 7 still tipsy and took a couple falls. I then drove my friend home (half drunk still) and made it home and napped the entire day. Fun night!