So...yeah....my Mom is kind of crazy. I'm not even exaggerating much... And for the past month (ever since I turned 18) she has been threatening to kick me out of the house if I don't keep my room clean. Now, I'm definitely not a slob. In fact my room is one of the cleanest I've ever seen, today after her most recent threat when I went to clean it, it literally took me around 2 minutes to get it back to spotless state.
I know you'll say just clean your room and then your mom won't get mad. Well, since our ideas of clean are obviously different I dont' know when these threats will come next. And honestly, it's impossible not to have like a paper or a pair of socks or something laying around your room. So, my question is. I know that one day, maybe not tomorrow but somewhere in about a month (I know my Mom like clockwork) she will finally get mad enough to tell me I have to leave. She'll cool down obviously, but since it will probably be evening I'm not sure where I'll be able to go. Any advice on what to do? Actually, any advice on my situation in general?