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Lame & Stupid Facebook Statuses

ivycutieivycutie Posts: 276Registered User New Member
edited July 2010 in High School Life
POst them! I saw one that said "Why you get c-sian, you not b-sian, you a-sian!"
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  • jerrry4445jerrry4445 Posts: 2,741Registered User Senior Member
    Does lame and stupid facebook picture counts?

    My teacher told me that her friend put up a picture of her pregnancy test on her facebook page since her friend was excited to be pregnant.
  • charlieharpercharlieharper Posts: 720- Member
    some black girl posted this as her status: Wht a fckin nhite lmao me tink nd cookie went ham adt 1100 Til est !\nExRated chick !


    can anyone translate? lol
  • CurseItToHadesCurseItToHades Posts: 256Registered User Junior Member
    I hate statuses that are just lames things that people are doing. Like "So-and-so just bought a coffee!" or "So-and-so is brushing his teeth." or "So-and-so is taking a dump." My brother is one of the worst offenders.
  • kenzie1992kenzie1992 Posts: 1,003Registered User Member
    Wednesday, after the new twilight movie came out:

    "So i stayed up all night, looking at the moon.....and never saw the eclipse"

    he was serious.
  • rayna3rayna3 Posts: 2,530Registered User Junior Member
    ^ wow really?
  • CelaPlusAimapleCelaPlusAimaple Posts: 3,515- Junior Member
    falsely profound song lyrics:

    "There's always gonna be another mountain. I'm always gonna want to make it move. ILY <3"
  • shewasshewas Posts: 183Registered User Junior Member
    @Kenzie: That's hilarious. Sure he wasn't just trying to be funny?
  • NJgirl2016NJgirl2016 Posts: 94User Awaiting Email Confirmation New Member
    "mty eyes.say drnk becassue imthe u"

    "gonena light it up like its dynamiyyyyeee ..... Put ur hands in theee air... Throw my hands in the air sometimes .... I wannna celebtatie my life sometim"

    The second girl even replied to her own status saying 'shot'... at least she got that one right.
  • ctgirl628ctgirl628 Posts: 545- Junior Member
    hahha I love reading stupid Facebook statuses... here are a bunch from my FB 'friends':

    "Wow just woke up and already annoyed ; wth -_-"
    "its fading away!!!!" and then ...
    "a shooting star shines so bright but it always fades away!!!" (4 people liked it)
    "ICE ON THE NECK OF ME,ICE ON THE WRIST OF ME,ICE ON BOTH HANDS ***** I M LEAT LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!"
    "mean paprazzi on me trying not to get caught out They always seem to catch me with the woman that I brought out"
    "I got to poop so bad but I'm afriad it'll rip my buttcheeks - anonymous"
    "my grandma is drunk ****"
    "Justin Bieber changed his picture on Twitter :)"
    "Watching How HIgh For mah 1st time..Dis Movie Funny as Fck Cant Believe it got 1 star" (6 people liked it)
    "LOVE my new twitter background <3"
    "now i can see you girl, you ain't gotta say nothing . your lips are calling me, like they wanna do something <3"
    "you can have her now, but tell me how my dick tastes niggaaa" (9 people liked it)
    "is when you're a nice person..a lot of people like you. =)"
  • MirandaKHMirandaKH Posts: 364Registered User Junior Member
    "borrred"
    "so bored! ugh!"
    "home! bored!"
    " Bored! Listening to music and then gettin ready to go out! :)"
    "Rawr! ♥"
    "Bored"

    I just don't see the point in these.
  • eastafrobeautyeastafrobeauty Posts: 2,430Registered User Senior Member
    There are so many that I see everyday..but I forget about most of them & i probably wouldnt be able to find them since they're old...lmao. But here's a little taste:

    " **** The Hoe's And Kick It With My Bro's!!!"

    Straightening My Hair!♥

    Somali Porn 101!

    **** The Haters, The People That Get To Me, The Whiners, The People That Cheat Me, The People Who Pretend To Be My Friend, Those Who Are Purposely Rude, Those Who Purposely Lie, The Hypicritical, The Greedy The Deceiving, And **** The People Who Dont Appreciate Me!

    ♥ It How AFRICAN Americans Dont Think They Are African Like ***??!

    I just mowed my lawn and trimmed the bushes! long day of hard work!

    I LOVE OFF LATINO GIRLS SAY SOMETHING

    inda bedroom i have skills

    She got me soo badddd oh lord

    imagine da mix my kid is gunna be i wonder....

    if i was famous i wonder who i would get compaired to ? haters ima be famous one day


    Ive beeen told IM CUTE AND FUNNY AND CHARMING HANDSOME IM BAFFED

    I JUS WANNA LIVE IN AMERICA DAS MY DREAM

    love ? how do you know its real love ; do we just call it love because were togather

    whi hoes alwaysz talkinq ****t ? ****inq hatersz thats not cute !

    haha damn today was bomb me and tha boysz was watchinq a kid sleepinq in class haha
    were cool qet like us !


    haha maisah is overr about to go swimming in my pool !


    **** My Life ! **** This World ! uqh **** Everythinq/Everyone !

    sooo annoyeddd .

    pretty sure the drama that girls make is unreal . unreal & immature . pretty sure its time for us all to grow up & get over ourself . we all understand that the class of 2013 are all either sluts . *****es . or man whores . but that doesnt mean we have to make it known to the whole school .
  • ctgirl628ctgirl628 Posts: 545- Junior Member
    lmao I love reading these.
  • rayna3rayna3 Posts: 2,530Registered User Junior Member
    the class of 2013 are all either sluts . *****es . or man whores
    hey hey that's my class :P

    I admit, the majority are pretty immature though... Dx
    Thank goodness for the class of 2012, 11, and 10.
  • eastafrobeautyeastafrobeauty Posts: 2,430Registered User Senior Member
    ^LOL. And this year's freshman's class was REALLY bad...most of them were downright trashy.

    But next year's 2014 class is going to be twice as worse though :(


    I'm completely serious....lol.
  • MillancadMillancad Posts: 5,881Registered User Senior Member
    I have quite a few friends who have only just become 9th graders (I tutor kids, they friend me). So much stupidity. They all "like" 30,000 pages a day.

    "I'm out TXT the cell" every 15 minutes. Legit.
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