hahha I love reading stupid Facebook statuses... here are a bunch from my FB 'friends':
"Wow just woke up and already annoyed ; wth -_-"
"its fading away!!!!" and then ...
"a shooting star shines so bright but it always fades away!!!" (4 people liked it)
"ICE ON THE NECK OF ME,ICE ON THE WRIST OF ME,ICE ON BOTH HANDS ***** I M LEAT LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!"
"mean paprazzi on me trying not to get caught out They always seem to catch me with the woman that I brought out"
"I got to poop so bad but I'm afriad it'll rip my buttcheeks - anonymous"
"my grandma is drunk *****"
"Justin Bieber changed his picture on Twitter
"Watching How HIgh For mah 1st time..Dis Movie Funny as Fck Cant Believe it got 1 star" (6 people liked it)
"LOVE my new twitter background <3"
"now i can see you girl, you ain't gotta say nothing . your lips are calling me, like they wanna do something <3"
"you can have her now, but tell me how my dick tastes niggaaa" (9 people liked it)
"is when you're a nice person..a lot of people like you. =)"