Okay, so instead of giving career advice, I thought I'd mash together some things I know about Ibanking, consulting, jobs (blah), and give you guys a laugh (for once!).
http://www.wolfyserver.net/ibank.html <- updated often! (with explicit lyrics! jk)
Lyrics: (this is the result of staying awake for 42+ hours)
"I Bank Life"
Municipal funds—aka munis. Mutual funds don’t go to pieces… P/E ratios, and pit traders...Ferragamo Laces
And Eddie Murphy got me switching places!!!
I can't believe them prices that got so low
Everybody holla Petronas oil, yo!!!
They make my day while I sail my ten yachts in the bay.. lalalalala... asset management, big 4, bulge bracket bonanzas, Wharton kids, Stern kids, Sloan boys, HBS kids.. rich kids, spoiled kids~~!! (they all got the answers!!)
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You bank, I bank, we all bank.... do do do... =)
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No rest, no sleep, one hundred twenty hour weeks!
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It's so fun to bank, actually no, it’s not fun to bank.
And I don’t want work commercial banks but be a slave for the ibank!
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Goldman, Lehman, UBS, Morgan Stanleys…
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Oh no! Look out for Bear!! (Stearns)
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Blackstone, BlackRock—Mergers and acquisitions!
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Oh, tis joy to handle legendary deals, back in the days of Pfizer and Pharmacia,
Did you know that Merrill Lynch just bought a big slice of pizza??? (*reference to acquisition of majority of Pizza Hut's shares)
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60 billion deals while eating sashimi with eel, McKinsey overachievers, consulting dis-believers!!
JPMorgan’s hoes, yo!
Commodities based on shiny rocks;
Lisa Endlich rocks my socks!!
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10Q, 10K, and old man SEC..
how I love to sell bonds back and charge unlawful amounts of moneyyyyy!!
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Analysts do the ***** work… lalala
Associates have no life… hahaha
Vice presidents take all the credit…!
Oh, to be a managing director and to have it all paid with debitttt
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Ohhh, why am I so sleepy and exhausted. I know why! Cause I be living the ibank life.
*Now everybody in the club get the Fed tipsy*
Hold up while I turn this contemporary
Let me put this in binary:
I'm a hedge fund P.I.M.P.
Graham-Leach-Bliley Act? **** THAT!!!
Glass-Steagall's caught me in a bad act.
Remember Arthur Anderson? Now's it's Accenture, *****..
I got them LBO's and CFO's and IPO's
I GOT THE MAGIC ****!!
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the low down, I got Greenspan and his kids on the ground.
Can't buy my groceries until I get my CFA =(
And I'm too entrepreneurial to finish my MBA
SG, It's the Place to be!! Bank of America, you mean BANC of America jigga
Why deal with all this stress and strife? Cause,
I'm underwriting Life.
=) haha comeon with the flames.. heh
